How CW would go if fucking logic applied to Marvel

Natasha: Here, the government agreement signed. We also have the training facilities for new superpowered people up and running.
Steve: I know, and I trust you and Tony to keep this under control and clean. I just wish this wasn’t necessary.
Natasha: Yeah, but we need the people we fight for to trust us, and these newbies require training and a sense of responsibility. Least they accidentally blow up a school or something,
Steve: ikr?
***
Steve: Bucky, you are a wanted man now… which is why I can’t just let you waltz around running from law enforcement, because It can only end in disaster and more innocent deaths. We are gonna bring you in, but let me make a call first.
Steve: Tony hey, can I borrow your team of lawyers and some money?
Tony: Sure, whatever.
***
SI lawyers: Your honor, as you can see in these documents and photographs owned by Hydra/SHIELD and released by agent Romanova for the whole world to see a couple of years ago, our client, James Barnes, was a condecorated soldier taken war prisoner, brutally tortured, brainwashed and forced to perform terrible acts against his will or knowing by a terrorist Nazi organization. He is a victim and a survivor. As will confirm this lot of experts in the psychological and brainwashing field as well as Captain America, who is completely trustworthy and would never go against the concerns of the people of this country.
The judge: Released without charges with supervision detail for the duration of the mandatory rehab.
***
The government: But who’s gonna pay for all these murders?
The Avengers: HYDRA will pay. Let us handle them.
The Government: ‘kay
The avengers: *doing some hardcore 100% legal avenging, wiping out the rest of Hydra while the general public cheers for it’s heroes*
*** meanwhile***
Clint’s wife: Oh thank you so much guys, you know with the baby and Clint flying around the world fighting the bad guys we really didn’t have the time to do this.
Bucky and his supervision agents: *planting potatoes and chill*
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